Thomas J Cynic wants to know.....

....Why.

Discuss, in acrostic poem if possible. I will be grading for originality.

Thank you.

Forums: The Bar,

Because
Eating food like
Eggs just isn't as fun as getting
Really pissed.

And it is so true Jimi!.
I had run out of mineral turpentine when I thought "what is in the fridge?" the other day, it was then that the question hit me, just as I was reaching for a beer.

It hasn't answered my question but eerily guessed what I had just been drinking so I give you EIGHT out of ten.

Rough n ready
Undulating, rippling thighs
Generously proportioned abs
Blatantly sexual ass-slapping
YES!!!YES!!!SCORE!!!FUCK YESSSSS!!!!!

You sound like my ex wife talking about rugby like that ....... well maybe not she just slept with a rugby team and didn't talk about them. Nice acrostic poem but still hasn't answered my question. If it was why not, ie why not marry a drunken shrew at gunpoint cause you made a baby together at 17 and her daddy is very angry it would be Ten out of ten.....
I will give you a SEVEN and a comendation for bringing sex into the poem.

spank you. i dont actually like rugby, but they DO have nice bodies...

Egotistacal
Morons
Over-reaction

I want to give it a ten but it still hasn't answered my question.
EIGHT and a HALF
EMO sucks.

Free will really is a useful conceit,
At least some belief in choice.
There's no fun in believing that a bunch of cells,
Electrical impulses, and pure chance are all we have.

nice but acrostic poems are meant to have a COMPLETED sentense or single word for each line, or else it is too easy.