as i was sitting eating chicken for dinner, i wondered: if we cooked and ate humans, what parts would we eat? (compared to what parts of a chicken we eat) i mean, could we eat legs like we eat chicken legs? would there be too much fat? is it just the muscles of chickens/humans that is eaten? how do chicken and human insides compare?
your thoughts please.
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p.s please dont think im sick, its ...
p.s please dont think im sick, its just a question thats bothered me for years.
Sick bitch... Jokes ...
Sick bitch...
Jokes Nymph.. I love you
That's crazy!!! Last night me and my ...
That's crazy!!! Last night me and my family were eating sweet and sour stir fry chicken and i was thinking exactly the same thing!!!
mainly i wanted to try put the rest of my family off the chicken cos it tasted so good and i wanted more...but i seriously pondered on the fact of 'i wonder what human tastes like...'
if it tasted like sweet and sour stir fry chicken then if it came down to a matter of life or death i might eat it???...sick?
it's been a while but i used to be ...
it's been a while but i used to be partial to the odd bicep, char grilled, coated in a mustard honey sauce served with baby potatos surprise peas and fried zuchinni
sounds like u are an experienced ...
sounds like u are an experienced campainger (spelling???) at cooking and eating human flesh
theres nothing like trying it out for ...
theres nothing like trying it out for yourself, practise on yourself & come back to us for the result
nah blood=good but flesh i think = bad...
nah blood=good
but flesh i think = bad
Humans are a pinkish meat like pork. ...
Humans are a pinkish meat like pork. Loosely speaking there are two types of muscle (actually 3 but not going there), fast twitch and slow twitch. Red meat is slow twitch muscle, energy efficient, aerobic, and good to keep working for ages. White meat is fast twitch muscle, anaerobic, ultra strong, but inefficient. So thinking about animals, a chicken is mostly white (they only fly for very short bursts) and the darker meat is around their legs. A duck is darker because they fly for longer (so more slow twitch). Also think fish. Salmon swim long distances up river, so end up being pink, whereas most sea fish swim in shorter bursts (hence white). Humans vary a little in their composition of meat by genetics, hence why some people will be better at sprinting (whiter meat) versus marathons (redder). Of course genetics is only a little part, and training will make a huge difference. Humans are also apparently quite salty. Whether there is much fat or not will depend a lot on your target. Ditto whether there is a good amount of meat or not. I'd guess the upper leg and butt would have probably the most meat. Humans would be a bit like rabbit, not a lot of meat for the size of the animal, and mostly in the legs.
Your depth of knowledge (even if ...
Your depth of knowledge (even if you're just talking shit) consistently boggles my mind.
One of my mate's has an advanced ...
One of my mate's has an advanced degree in running and jumping (with a minor in throwing & catching).
[Technically his expertise is in swimming]
limegreen, i am suitably impressed....
limegreen, i am suitably impressed.
and by that i mean that i am wearing a ...
and by that i mean that i am wearing a freshly ironed pinstripe suit
ba-doom-tish
it seemed benine enough ...
it seemed benine enough until;
//will depend a lot on your target
Hmmm, I suspect this is rather tongue ...
Hmmm, I suspect this is rather tongue in cheek, but makes for very 'interesting' reasoning:
Here the caution in choosing your meal must be mentioned. It is VERY IMPORTANT to remember that animals raised for slaughter are kept in tightly controlled environments with their health and diet carefully maintained. Humans are not. Thus not only is the meat of each person of varying quality, but people are also subject to an enormous range of diseases, infections, chemical imbalances, and poisonous bad habits, all typically increasing with age. Also as an animal ages, the meat loses its tenderness, becoming tough and stringy. No farm animal is ever allowed to age for thirty years. Six to thirteen months old is a more common slaughtering point. You will obviously want a youthful but mature physically fit human in apparently good health. A certain amount of fat is desirable as "marbling" to add a juicy, flavorful quality to the meat. We personally prefer firm caucasian females in their early twenties. These are "ripe". But tastes vary, and it is a very large herd.
For some more sick whack shit, including suggested slaughter and butchering techniques....
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Fijians call people meat a word that I ...
Fijians call people meat a word that I can pronounce but not spell but its meaning is basically "long pork" and as you know Fijians were quite fond of nimbling on people and pigs, so I guess they would know a bit about what we taste like.
For many many years I have always thought that if I had to eat a people, I would choose (much like Albert Fish) a 12-13yr old middle class white girl. Mmmm mmm good.
Dude, thou shalt not eat 12 year old ...
Dude, thou shalt not eat 12 year old girls. That's just WRONG. I don't care about the "if there's grass on the field play ball" or the "if she can bleed she can breed" school of thought....
Steady there Jo, I'm a lot of things ...
Steady there Jo, I'm a lot of things but a kiddie fucker isn't one of them.
yeah come on Jo, you don't shag or ...
yeah come on Jo, you don't shag or fiddle with lambs, chickens & pigs before you eat them do you???
"eat" ? Well you have to do ...
"eat" ?
Well you have to do something to stop them from squealing...
you need help...
you need help
//you need help Actually that's ...
//you need help
Actually that's true. Can you run downstairs and fax these pages for me, and then get in touch with the clients who haven't sent in their artwork yet while I go to lunch? Cheers.
//if there's grass on the field... i ...
//if there's grass on the field...
i always had a problem with that one. what if youre a waxer?
I've taken a razor to several girls ...
I've taken a razor to several girls I've been with and it's all good but there is a fair bit of up keep involved, nobody wants a couple days growth in that region. God bless all women who wax.
*sigh* thats why you ...
*sigh* thats why you wax.....painful.....but no ooky regrowth.......
//just juice Man, I really miss Just ...
//just juice
Man, I really miss Just Juice and Fresh up but most of all I miss Ribena!!! People think Vodka/Cran or Vodka/Red bull etc etc is the shit but when I was piss broke and a 750ml of Smirnoff was 13.95 there was nothing better to get "primed up" for a show at Sammy's or the Empire than booze and black currant juice.
so do most guys prefer waxers or all ...
so do most guys prefer waxers or all 'natural' girls?
I'll wax when all men wax first. ...
I'll wax when all men wax first. Actually no, I hope they don't. I 'met' someone once who shaved his balls but he just looked ridiculous.
waxing? George W. Au Natural proclaims ...
waxing? George W. Au Natural proclaims "no way!"
keep it real,
bring back 70s porn,
yeah i can imagine mr no-pubes-man ...
yeah i can imagine mr no-pubes-man wulda looked a it silly...i just dont like the whole pubes suck between teeth thing.i think the only place girls should have hair is on their head ( ok and eyelashes/eyebrows) coz pubes are from male hormones...testosterone...plus theyr just...i dunno....not quite right?
//coz pubes are from male ...
//coz pubes are from male hormones...testosterone
male hormones?
these are most assuredly strange and dangerous times,
// i think the only place girls should ...
// i think the only place girls should have hair is on their head
Oh good lord, my feminist hair is fair standing on end.............. you know by removing your body hair you are playing right into men's pedophile Lolita fantasy?
or........
the 1st time in modern times women were encouraged to remove body hair was during the 1920's flapper fad, these fashions were developed by gay male designers, to make women look like pubescent boys !!!!!!!.......... the bob, the flat chests and no body hair
good god you are a woman, not a pretty boy child or a wee baby doll, ...........or is that you don't shower daily and have to remove hair to reduce the evil foul woman smell that makes everbody round you ill?
hey i never said i DO wax, i just think ...
hey i never said i DO wax, i just think body hair is yuck - in fact, even worse is when guys have really pale skin and thick black hair on their legs, and also redhaired guys/blond guys with long armpit hair......actually, armpit hair should be banned. it is absolutely repulsive on girls AND guys. also, chest hair is gross, and back hair...goodness guys are hairy....
haha i shower twice a day....i like ...
haha i shower twice a day....i like being clean and smelling nice....altho i think my shower obsession of late had come because, being poor, i decided not to buy andrew collinge hair stuff, or even pantene, and bought sunsilk fruitrience, on special for $3 each. it smells like Just Juice, and as a result i have been overwashing my hair and spend long periods of time with my hair flopped over my face breathing in the fruity goodness. am expecting my hair to start falling out any day soon.
i didn't think it was possible, but ...
i didn't think it was possible, but maniac*nymph , you're even more 'me me me' than joanna.
its bad for you if you shower too much ...
its bad for you if you shower too much - gets rid of your natural oils.
people who have no body hair freak me out. i'd feel like i was molesting a child.
haha nah im not i just have an ...
haha nah im not i just have an obsession with the smell of just juice.......
and uncleanliness i just dont like....mess is fine..... but unclean....ewww
and yeah i know its bad to shower too often, iv just been working hard and have started going for 1+1/2 hour long walks in the evening, which tends to get a bit ooky, and if i wash my hair at night it goes af and falls all over my face.
plus theres the rather horrid issue of ...
plus theres the rather horrid issue of how i have sensitive skin, so if i dont keep extremely clean, i break out. :)
It's not uncommon for some cultures to ...
It's not uncommon for some cultures to cook & eat embryo.
I remember reading an article about prehistoric man being cannabillistic & there are plenty of stories various tribal cultures eating the defeated & dead family members.
I think Hannible Lector was keen on those bits in the back just below the neck.
If I had no other choice (ala Plane crash) I think I'd be a vampire & just suck from the neck.
I was trying to think of where that plane crash was & found the following........
According to the Andean soccer team, "the slight browning of the flesh gave it an immeasurably better flavor, softer than beef but with much the same taste."
embryo = afterbirth...
embryo = afterbirth
mmm embryo......
mmm embryo...
Mmm Charr grilled baby with barbecue ...
Mmm Charr grilled baby with barbecue sauce...
What about cheeks? We serve beef cheek ...
What about cheeks? We serve beef cheek at my work . I've always thought that would be the way to go cannabalistically speaking.
Rump steak?...
Rump steak?
no face cheeks. the chef says it is the ...
no face cheeks. the chef says it is the best part. very tender.
girls will want to eat the cock (like ...
girls will want to eat the cock (like usual :P). Guy will have the breast thank you!
yawn FOB...
yawn
FOB
// girls will want to eat the cock ...
// girls will want to eat the cock (like usual :P).
your stupidity is loud.
loud as an extremely, EXTREMELY loud ...
loud as an extremely, EXTREMELY loud thing, in fact.
Don't u like the cock Martina? :S...
Don't u like the cock Martina? :S
Why was my awsome post deleted?!!! ...
Why was my awsome post deleted?!!! *anger*