The lineup for Para '05 is as follows:
-Third Day
-Audio Adrenaline
-Grits
-Day of Fire (ex frontman from full-devil jackets band)
-Shawn McDonald
-Hillsong United
-Ben Lummis (ohh hell no! :s)
-Magnify
-Parachute Band
-Jeff Deyo
-Nathan King
-Brooke Fraser
+ More!
Tonnes of local talent will be on show at the Palladium, Cage and Debut Stage....
Mumsdollar, Moped, Wash, EOD, Fourth Member, EPR, Late 80's Mercedes etc etc.
It's gonna be big! An array of international artists aswell as a truckload of local talent is gonna make for one impressive weekend!


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so...whos going, who wants to go, who ...
so...whos going, who wants to go, who hates anything christian?
well im going, don't know about anyone ...
well im going, don't know about anyone else. must say bdo is looking pretty impressive this year now too but you can't beat tenting with a bunch of mates for a whole weekend of quality music. if you haven't been to parachute before make sure u check it out! Third Day are an acclaimed international band they have recieved like a grammy or a golden globe or one of those darn things - dunno how many bdo artists wuld have achieved that.
big day out artists just get platnum ...
big day out artists just get platnum placs instead.
The stupid thing that I've noticed about parachute line ups is that all the major acts generally suck (subjective to my opinion of course). As for the local acts, well one can see them for a couple od dollars when they pass into town. Also as a side, there are heaps of good christian bands out there (again subjective to my opinion of course) but I've never seen them in the line up...
also outside a couple of bands, I thought Big day out looks pretty weak, having only seen any initial line ups.
But disciple No booze, No drugs, No ...
But disciple
No booze,
No drugs,
No sex
Where is that Woodstock spirit? Where is the hedonism? Where is the devil in all this?
Where is the fun?
As an aside where are Zebulun? I heard they were on the bill
//Third Day are an acclaimed ...
//Third Day are an acclaimed international band they have recieved like a grammy or a golden globe or one of those darn things - dunno how many bdo artists wuld have achieved that.
Only a Christian or someone completely ignorant to music (same thing) would rate a band on how many, or what kind of awards they have won , over the music that they make. You showcase the attitude that renders christians incapable of producing any music that hasn't already been explored to death. christian bands and their rabid supporters are so involved with god that the music merely becomes a platform for them to preach How very very boring you all are.
we all know that certain amount of ...
we all know that certain amount of booze, drugs and sex goes down @ parachute...they can't monitor the actions of 28,000 people for 3 days 24/7, but personally i don't see the need for booze, drugs and sex when you're at a festival to appreciate the music and have a good time...hell, you wouldnt remember any of it by the end...oh and yeh Zebulun are on the line up im not too into them though.
and manama the only reason i put the whole "grammy award" thing in is that people are very quick to get on the offensive and say that all christian music sucks, i thought chucking that in there would make those 'quick to judge' ones think again. i know all too well that a naked man made out of gold on some kind of base shows no real indication of a bands ability to rock.
i forgot to mention The Jive Express will be there, they are FUNKY as!
i think youre forgetting that a large ...
i think youre
forgetting that
a large %ge of
the best music made
is religious
oh yeah, but there's a difference ...
oh yeah, but there's a difference between 'safe' closeted blinkers-on religion and because-there's-good-i-know-there's-evil (=great tunes) religion. but then again, i guess you can reduce that to there's safe-naive-tells-us-nothing-new-about-human-experience music, and boy-have-i-had-a-spiritual-journey music.
Styx of all things came into my head ...
Styx of all things came into my head today as I was driving home and the thought struck me that in recent years they seem to have gone very religous yet their bassist is a UN ambassador for gay rights.
Eddie Van Halen, my god and master, makes a big deal bout his christianity, Iron Maiden's Nicko McBrain is apparently a born again type now too. On styx's edge of the century album they have a song asking god to 'show them the way' and it struck me that when John Donne wrote 'Batter my Heart three person god, as you yet but shine, breathe, seek to mend...' it was considered outragous that he could question god and demand evidence, so I can give them a little slack. Neither Van Halen nor Iron Maiden are pushing religion down peoples throats so there's nothing there to turn me off.
Long way round to a short question. Don't you get tired to listening to people preach to you?
No offence meant or underlying bile just curious
no offence taken mate, you asked your ...
no offence taken mate, you asked your question so very politely!
if you're asking do i get sick of people preching to me in music...the answer is no. most probably because alot of christian bands aren't "preachy" - well not to me anyway.
there are two main groups 'christian' bands can be placed in - worship & non-worship.
christian worship bands - magnify, parachute band etc. are bands who sing and play songs of praise to God...they're not preaching at all, they are just writing songs to basically exalt/communicate with their God. their songs are written predominantly for leading people in worship, church use and they sell cd's on the side to get a bit of bling.
non-worship bands are basically everything else, pop, rock, jazz, metal, electronica, hip-hop and the list goes on...although i must say that alot of them consider their music to be worship as everything christians do is supposed to worship God in a way (but thats a whole sermon and i don't want no-one fallin asleep). these bands can sometimes be preachy...in a subtle kinda way, but most of the time they suck at subtletly. generally they are just christians singing about life, stuff thats happened to them, random pointless things or deep and meaningful things (just like any old band).
the band wash said "we're christians in a band, but we're not a christian band." basically they can do their music thing as a bunch of christian guys but they don't need to preach their christian gospel as a band. although you can sometimes see it come across in a few songs...i guess it's hard to keep quiet about something you're passionate about.
other examples of bands who have christian members but aren't a 'christian band' are Zed, Stereogram Brooke Fraser, and Eight - there are alot more in the international scene.
good music can be appreciated as good music...the fact that the song might be being sung from a christian perspective shouldn't alter the quality of the music.
but yeh, there are some bloody boring preachers (as in pastors - people who speak in church) around, so i'll be honest and say, sometimes i do get sick of being preached at.
neway i've written too much...as usual.
hmm maybe i should leave this for foal ...
hmm maybe i should leave this for foal to answer cos he is the man and i've just been studying history for the past few hours and my brain is totally fried :s
i respect you're viewpoint, you're entitled to it but i don't agree.
have you considered that christian artists might write their music before they put the lyrics to it?? the only thing that defines christian music from any other kind of music is the message of their lyrics...if they write the lyrics after they have written the music to a song then how is music not the primary focus?
that's a nice quote you posted from parachute records? however that only explains their mission statement as a record company! the amount of artists actually signed to parachute records is very minimal...not even a tenth of the artists at parachute. many christian bands may use music as a ministry and a medium to exemplify their views...but don't all bands??
does that make it fair to say that anti-christ death metal bands are incapeable of producing quality music because the primary focus is on emitting their message of hate, destruction and the fact that God wants to rape and abuse you??
every musical artist in the world has a message to preach through their music...music is a language, a form of communication and entertainment. if christian artists want to tell the world that God is good that does not make their music invalid.
i dunno if anyone has heard Third Day...the headline act of parachute? but musically they would be competitive with some of the great rock bands, their message is what they believe and what they want others to have the opportunity to know, however their music remains quite genius. they will be an incredible live act. i must admit i don't really like their "style" but i'm still able to appreciate the beauty of their music..
hmmm...bak to history :s
did you know the first missionaries came to nz in 1814, they settled in the bay of islands...u should be blaming them for your avid anger towards the gospel message. (just a brief history lesson for ya there)
//James Brown, Marvin Gaye, Aretha ...
//James Brown, Marvin Gaye, Aretha Franklin, Bob Dylan, Prince, the Staples Singers,U2, George Benson, Larry Graham, Louis Johnson,and the Rev Solomon Burke.//
but foal, would you call these artists christians in the same sense as most of those playing and at parachute. I would say that James Brown would be more of an open minded churchy both creatively and personally than evangelicals speakng in tounges. As manama said these bands primary focus is ministry. Sure they might say that their bleiefs are 'just part of them' and that they can't help but write about it, but then thye might say the same thing about stopping people on the street for a talk about jesus.
sorry to interject, but as foals twin ...
sorry to interject, but as foals twin sister i feel a certain genetic dispostion towards offering my own perspective. That being, RDOR, DO YOU NEED A CUT OFF POINT? are you searching for a criteria whereby you can categorize some christians as 'valid' musicians while sending the rest off to be gassed? Would you deny a Mofo with ultra talent the chance to go and receive mass respect because they happened at one time to play in a church or 'God help them' at Parachute. Would you deny the funkyest motherfucker on the planet the right to fraternize or bear association with with a lesser talented tongue speaker? As manama said these bands primary focus is ministry. Do you believe mananama? has he held indepth conversations with each member of all these bands? have they opened up to him? do you still own a black and white TV? does this effect your perception of the world?
do you remember the title of that PUSH PUSH album?
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rdor man...that was weak! i've seen ...
rdor man...that was weak! i've seen you argue far more convincingly than this in the past!
i can't speak for James Brown as i don't know him personally (gutted!) but i don't see how you can define him as an 'open minded churchy' kinda guy.
what i can tell you however in support of my arguement that christian's are able to produce fantastic music is that i met Paul Jackson Jr, Abraham Laboriel, Tom Brooks and Sheila E. they are undeniably devoted christians...all they did when they were on stage was jam - and BOY did they jam!!! they had no singing (apart from some african chants that old Abraham 'teddy bear' chucked in from time to time) but they created some of the most amazing, spontaneous music i have heard in my life....and yeh they are all christians.
also...just out of curiosity, how would it make any difference if James Brown was an 'evangelical, speaking in tongues' kinda christian?
Frankly Manamana, your post above may ...
Frankly Manamana, your post above may be the most wildley inaccurate Ive read on this site.
Parachute gig via local disco not qualifing as NZ Music? have no "contempory" or "secular" band not recieved an overnight boost to their live audiance/exposure. Even if this was true, how can it possibly be described as not NZ music performed by NZ artists. If your contempt for this Band is a result of what you believe to be fradulent marketing ( passing off Hymns written by others as your own tunes), then that is understandable, however if theirs no mis-representation then I would expect you too level the same charges of plagirism, or copping, at any band playing covers.The Industry is infamous for croynisim, it is in fact one of its primary functions, those that have an econmic intrest in a performer, can be expected to demand and work towards getting a return on their outlay. If that equates to getting New Parshioners to your Church to tithe, then thats no different to 6 releases of the same 3minute tracked remixed by this weeks flavour of the month DJ,"limited edition" releases, limited to how many we can sell, and the shambolic attacks on young musicians in the form of oppresive and totally mis-representive Gear endorsements.
Its kind of you too speak up on behalf of NZMusic.com dwellers who claim to love music, however I do not come here to read the advocacy of sanctioning genres. It must be clear to anyone with genuine passion for Music that wholesale rejection of any given Genre, Instrumentation, or Lyrical Content boreders on the inane, and must be a surefire recipe for insuring an indviduals stagnation, and dear I say it, retardation.
Christian bands unable to create anything credible or original?
This is the most foolish thing Ive read in a long time. Im not denying bandwagonism by Christian bands, however to single them out on this charge is beyond the pale. The Industry function is revenue gathering, not Individual expression on their chosen instrument, or in their chosen voice. Could a case be made that the whole "grunge" movement is majorly endebted to the Pixies? How about Modern R&B, Hip-Hop,Rap. The DJ culture of "creating" music from others pre-recorded vinyl? Any set Drum Machine pattern? Its farcial to vilify Christains for lack of "new voice", or original content, when the prevailing Musicial Trends/Stylings appear to have very little to do with Music at all, the overwhelming marketing tool being Sex appeal, and the visual display of wealth acquisition.
Off the top of my head I'd call the following as Christian artists, anyone brave enough to say "unable to create anything original or credible"?
James Brown, Marvin Gaye, Aretha Franklin, Bob Dylan, Prince, the Staples Singers,U2, George Benson, Larry Graham, Louis Johnson,and the Rev Solomon Burke.
If the genuine beef you have Manamana is with the "preach" or "lyrical content" then why dont we dismiss all forms of political content from Music? How realistic is that, or should we simply reclassify Music whose message we disagree with/have no time for, as NON-NZ?
No Im not going too Parachute, Im also not going to the BDO, this decision is on the Bands performing, not because of their message, or lack of it. One hopes (can i say pray?), that others will make their decisions based upon their willingness to Learn and Grow as musicians, a tenant of which is the ability to use inclusivness, as a factor in incorporating and developing their Own Voice.
Oh, you listen to any Reggae?
Niiiiiiiice post man, well done...
Niiiiiiiice post man, well done
All cool Manamana. Serious apologies ...
All cool Manamana.
Serious apologies if inferral taken was Me levelling Retard at you.
i think your latest post clarifys your poisition well, we just probably dont see eye to eye on a lot of the issues raised. That said I like your passion on "artistic purity", Im just unable to get that worked up about "Christian" bands prostituting themselves when its virtually par for the course or even Industry Standerd.
Good Luck with your Music, and truly, any offence taken I apologise for.
Crikey, left half it off. Are ...
Crikey, left half it off.
Are parachute records blurb.
I really like it, not because I agree with it, it clearly spells out their primary objective, i can then use this when i have interaction with any parachute "artist".
Rope seems to have read my mind, if this whole saga can be summarised, its that Judging others values/inspiration/reasons for performing etc is precarious at best, and I believe that none of us would like the same Predjudice levelled at us.
Meeting Abe and Sheila!
Anyone with Hanky Money left over from John Banks appeal can send it too me...
//have you considered that christian ...
//have you considered that christian artists might write their music before they put the lyrics to it?? the only thing that defines christian music from any other kind of music is the message of their lyrics...if they write the lyrics after they have written the music to a song then how is music not the primary focus?
you're really stupid. i can't take you seriously. sorry .
foal - why do most christian bands suck?...
foal - why do most christian bands suck?
i think a new thread needs to be ...
i think a new thread needs to be started based on foal's genius post!!!
well done buddy!
//the fact that the song might be being ...
//the fact that the song might be being sung from a christian perspective shouldn't alter the quality of the music.
honestly you have no clue at all, it's so frustrating! but i' ve done this topic every year it's come up and i have no breath left to waste on you. i just wish you'd go away, parachute really has nothing to do with new zealand music.
lol i'm stupid? i could say alot ...
lol i'm stupid?
i could say alot about the irrationality of your posts manamana but i didn't.
how is what you 'quoted' as being stupid, stupid?
also...check out the 'Christian musicians - Yay or Nay' thread. it seems alot of people disagree with your view bro. doesn't mean ur not entitled to it...
history exam today - anal beads!! :s
//lol i'm stupid? Well, that's ...
//lol i'm stupid?
Well, that's what the fact that you just said "lol" would suggest.
okay here is my chance . . . . . . . . ...
okay here is my chance . . . . . . . . .
What does 'lol' mean? . . . yes, I am stupid, i haven't worked it out yet and it's everywhere
it's short for lollies...
it's short for lollies
"laughs out loud". I think I might ...
"laughs out loud".
I think I might start adding WAIRACTMKH ("wincing as I run a comb through my knotty hair") or RMEATMOTEL ("rolling my eyes at the murder of the English Language") to my posts.
ahh . . . .cheers I'll stick to my ...
ahh . . . .cheers
I'll stick to my good old 'Ha ha ha ha' though
R-Meat-Motel . . . . . . . ???? you ...
R-Meat-Motel . . . . . . . ????
you scare me
Meat Motel. A death metal band who want ...
Meat Motel. A death metal band who want to have that too-cool-for-school indie asthetic?
Either: 1. Meat Motel is the new ...
Either:
1. Meat Motel is the new "redrum" or
2. Meat Motel is the hottest new Christian speed metal group, whose name refers to how their pastor described most of the nightclubs in town. They're being all retro-ironic about it while campaigning hard to open up their own smoke/drink/sex free venue, with a dress code that Luci would be proud of.
//Rope seems to have read my mind, if ...
//Rope seems to have read my mind, if this whole saga can be summarised, its that Judging others values/inspiration/reasons for performing etc is precarious at best, and I believe that none of us would like the same Predjudice levelled at us.//
repression isn't good for creativity, and while I have no perosnal issue with the beliefs of fundamentalist born again christians, I just can't see new music can be made by people who put god at the center of every thought they have, who view themselves not as individuals but as 'empty conduits' for god to work through.
As manama said there are severe restirctions on thought and the persoanl expression in such a belief system.
like it or not music for it's own sake is an indulgence, and that 's where the problem arises...
Yes these are gross generlisations and I'm sure there are plenty of christians who don't fit this description attending parachute, and I havn't heard every or even many christisn bands to confirm this, but just listne to Life fm for more than 5 minutes and try to stay awake.
actually manamana parachute has just as ...
actually manamana parachute has just as much to do with new zealand music as big day out does. there are probably more new zealand artists playing at parachute than at parachute than big day out...funny that big day out is a hugely accepted discussion topic.
feel free to reject christianity...just don't let it affect your views on every little thing associated with it.
feel free to accept christianity...just ...
feel free to accept christianity...just don't let it affect your views on every little thing that isn't associated with it.
Ok, so mostly I’m taking the piss here. ...
Ok, so mostly I’m taking the piss here. Granted, what I wrote doesn’t read very well, it was late and I was really tired.
Where the bands played before and how they got to Parachute is more pisstake reaction to Disciple and Parachute labeling them as “New Zealand Artists” and “New Zealand music.” My point is that I don’t consider church groups, Christian bands or any related festivals to be New Zealand music; I don’t even consider it to be music at all. To me it can’t be described as genuine music and they can’t be described as artists (con-artists maybe) when for 95% of them music is clearly not the primary focus, it’s merely a tool for spreading the word. So when they label themselves as artists or New Zealand music all I see is a Trojan horse.
You’re a bit OTT here man. I was no where near plagiarism. Copying, trend following - hell yes. This does extend to any band that abnegates art for the sake of money, fame or religion etc. When this happens, the end result can only be terrible music. Christian bands even more so, because they are bound by monastic restrictions from the church and also must conform to whatever current music trend the industry is dictating. How much room do you see left for art?
Covers bands are not artists either.
Haha, come on man! I thought it obvious I was just being a smart arse with regards to speaking on behalf of NZM.com obviously I need to work on my humor, either that or you need to lighten up and stop grasping. Dude I love all kinds of music, (shock horror, even a lot of popular) I am a fan of music, that’s why I can’t handle it when people start screaming the merits of Christian music or any audible catastrophe for that matter. I’m not telling anyone what they should or shouldn’t listen to; all I’m doing is reacting to things I think are wrong. Actually until now I never thought of Christian music as a genre, but yeah if genre is defined by type or class then yes you can relate biblical lyrics and boring music that’s been done 100’s of times before by artistic heathens, then yes I have no problem in rejecting the fuck out of it.
BTW - I can prove on paper that I am retarded
I concede that I am guilty of generalizing EVERY Christian musician as being nothing more than preachers working on top of elevator music. I know that’s not true.
// Christian bands unable to create anything credible or original?
Ok, now if we take the whole quote…
// Why are Christian bands incapable of making anything original or credible? perhaps they are, but they never do.
Ok I messed that up and can see why you’ve reacted like you have. It was supposed to read “perhaps they are not, but they never do (or seem to) I was trying to pose it rhetorically, suggesting that 95% of Christian music is used as a platform for the real motive and not an artistic outlet. Really I’m not that stupid, or ignorant as to suggest religious people are totally incapable of making amazing music. some of the best scores composed were apparently inspired by God. Of course it’s not entirely impossible, but I challenge you to name 1 band involved with Parachute who are making music the world would be better off with.
Here’s a quote that illustrates what I’m speaking against.
“Parachute Records is focused on developing commercially viable Australasian Christian artists. Through Parachute Records we strive to develop artists as people; develop their music ministry so that others may be exposed to Jesus Christ; and develop, distribute and promote their music nationally and internationally on a commercially viable basis, so that the artist and Parachute Records have the financial resources to continue to develop their ministries”
Parachute Records.
Still no Hanky money. Whatever ...
Still no Hanky money. Whatever happended to Charity?
Thanks for ? re:LOL, Lughead. i thought it meant Lots of Love.
More proof of Foal is old fart.
OK, "Repression is bad for creation, creative" etc. One can probably assume that, those that write music and inhabite this site may also be willing to forward tracks where strict disciplines during the creative process were observed. Hopefully this isnt too pompous but one of the few things Im sure of is that the Mind can be tempered into a creative zone. This is a place I explain as truly A gift from God.
Some studies have been conducted at Vic Uni, as usual i cant provide link. Sorry.
"Empty vessel". Some people feel this way, and the Spirit of Jesus or Mohammad gives them the strength or purpose to "carry on". Its simply not for me to judge how they reached their Faith Point. Do I feel this applies to me? No, and neither to I feel does it apply to the Musicians listed in this thread, again as Filly30 wrote "Do you know these People". Or as Im in Habit of saying, "Have you testafied?".
If we are going to get to the point of predeterming others Creative Spark, then everything Ive recorded should be held to the same standerd being appilied to the "Christians". Because theirs lots of stuff ive done where the Message was the determing factor in the Songs "Birth".
Im also of the opinion that the majority of music released is rubbish, and its driving component for release is the acquistion of money.You guys should consider applying this standerd to all Music, not singling out the "Christians".
"Name one band at Parachute that the Worlds better off with".
phew, none looking at original post, not that Ive heard all names on list. Im afraid the Parachute festival failed to ask for my input when orgainizing an event for 18000 people. Their quite selfish really.
Weve probably bored everyone to tears by now Mananmana, the point Im trying to make is it dosent matter if its rubbish music performed by God Freaks, they are happy and satisfied, and doing what they love and I want everyone to have that outlet in their lives, even if I dont agree or even like the Message or Reason behind it.Their passion can be an example to us all, and the more open we are to expanding our Listening horizions, then hopefully the stronger our music will be and that enrichment will permeate every aspect of our lives.
I'll stop preaching, my Socalist comrades get nervy when im like this...
Sorry, "Why do most Christian Bands ...
Sorry, "Why do most Christian Bands suck?".
Im not enraptured by most music that i hear, I just dont identify genres when dissmissing their music/art as not palatable to Foal30.
a christening, wicked!...
a christening, wicked!
Ok one for the road.. heh The above ...
Ok one for the road.. heh
The above was rhetoric, umm guess i'll be leaving irony out of this post then.
Sorry, but if a band plays at your local youth group disco, then gets the big call up to parachute, it hardly constitutes them as being new zealand music. I'm insulted (but not supprised) that you would try to pass off the latest popular christian hymms as new zealand music. It's never about music, it's always about God, how can it not be? You're all such lazy fucking musicians and this is proven by there being a christian alternative to every genre out there. Why are christian bands incapable of making anytihing original or credible? perhaps they are, but they never do. You see it's far easier to jump on the latest bandwagon and bastardise an already proven formular, if all you really want to do is get the word out. This is why the music always sucks, do you see?
There's no point in arguing with you, but please stop saying that christian bnads are good. It's not fair to all the people on this website that really love music. I wouldn't come into your church and fart along to your hyms, you see even if i was in tune i'd still be outta place. i just wouldn't do it, please show us the same courtesy.
yeah yeah. what he said....
yeah yeah. what he said.
ha ha so that's the fate of our New ...
ha ha so that's the fate of our New Zealand 'idol' - parachute. how classic.
FAITH+1...
FAITH+1
Haha. Was that not the best episode of ...
Haha. Was that not the best episode of South Park you have seen in a long time? I haven't watched in awhile, but I thought it was great.
Aside, I heard they seperate males and females at Parachute. Well, that they are going to anyway ... What's with that? Male + Female does not nessacarily = Sex.
And Jay passing English does not ...
And Jay passing English does not necessarily mean she can spell necessarily.
It was awesome! Cartman really is a ...
It was awesome! Cartman really is a genius.
Jay, it might not mean sex, but it ...
Jay, it might not mean sex, but it almost definitely means sinful thoughts.
And we all know sinful thoughts are what keeps Destiny churning and growing.
So I'm all for treating teens like toddlers, if only to stop worried parents joining Destiny Church.
Hmmm, I seem to have mixed sarcasm and non-sarcasm into one post, resulting in a confusing and hypocritical rant.
too bad C4 stuffed that episode up, ...
too bad C4 stuffed that episode up, playing a part of it twice & not playing the ending. Doesn't metter cause I've seen that one before. Funny how they were taking the piss out of Metallica
But having sinful thoughts is as bad as ...
But having sinful thoughts is as bad as sinning....
yeh i guess the whole 'no girls in ...
yeh i guess the whole 'no girls in guys tents unless you're married' rule can be a bit of a turn off for us raging hetrosexuals. but as i said earlier, they can't exactly monitor all the rules they have 24/7. and besides if you're not gonna go to parachute due to the sheer stubborness of not wanting to 'conform' to any rules whatsoever, get over it! we all went to school didn't we? plus if you can't survive without sex for a weekend you can always have a go with miss palmer in ya lil old sleeping bag ;-)
if you can get over the fact that parachute has a few ground rules to help make the festival safer and more 'moral' (considering it's a christian festival) then it shouldn't affect how much fun you have.
sorry didn't answer your guestion ...
sorry didn't answer your guestion J_H...
male + female doesnt neccesarily = sex. im glad you recognise that fact :-)
but male + female in a tent alone at a music festival = more likely to have sex.
parachute are just trying to avoid that going on and for people to put under that pressure...afterall they have their christian morals.
but im sure if you're a non christian and you wanted to bonk ur mrs. in a tent just to say you had sex at parachute and rebelled against the rules like a real bad ass, no one could really stop you.