The Bar

If you like heavy metal, then...

Prepare to emigrate now!
http://www.thelocal.se/7650/20070619/

Permanent Rehearsal Space for Bands

Is it just me or is it near impossible to find permanent rehearsal space in Auckland?

I want a show of hands.

Of the male posters here, how many posters fitting the follwoing criteria post at this forum- To qualify, A you have to have long hair, and B you have to like/have liked Push Push.

The Origin of your NZM screen name

The day we all decided to sign up to NZMusic.com we all had to do one thing: Sign Up. This includes making a screen name for ourselves which is preferably an alias and something more interesting than our normal day to day name.

No one has the same name, they either have one or don't (if your a lurker that is!). But the question of this is how did you get your NZM name? Was it out of an obsession of a band? Your own name? Or just something random. Now is the time to share with us your origin!

Jesus Crux is back

hey folks, hope you're all well... after much listening to Sara Groves i've decided i am still gonna try become a famous Christian musician, i had a car accident a few months ago (thanks for those who were concerned) and it made me think about whether i had been treating the people that i know right or if i was too caught up in having big dreams instead, 'cos what you wanna do with your life does kinda influence who you stay close to and who you grow apart from. anyhow, i been spending some time with them and doing the stuff they like but realised it's not "big" enough for me... i wanna do big things like move to Auckland and know more people and be on stage and preach to heaps of people... well anyway you didn't have to read that but in case anyone is wondering why i've decided to become a musician again. listening to Sara Groves' songs have also made me find music meaningful again too, that there's something more special out there than all those songs you hear on C4 these days about lust and anger and all that, well that's my opinion

i AM a real DJ!

Fo' real.
I have expensive headphones and only hold one of them up to my ear.
It can't get any more real DJ than that.

ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!

Lionman is really a pussy

Any other guy would have ripped off his clothes, high fived the other dude and jumped on in

roaar . . .

¿YOUR FAVOURITE SINGLE?

¿huh?

What colour underwear is Shayne Carter wearing?

I reckon he wears Red Jockeys.

the killers - band of little bitches

i've never seen such an uninspired band of fucking pussies. i went to their gig last night expecting some kind of rock act, but what i got was a bunch of little girls PMSing.

they came on stage and already looked like they couldnt wait to leave. i think it was the second song when the singer had a hissy-fit and threw his microphone stand on the floor - someone had to come on stage and pick it up for him.

4 or 5 songs into the gig the singer tells us his throat is sore and he cant sing anymore. the band wanders off stage. some guy comes onstage and says theyre having a band meeting about what they should do, and we should just be patient.

10 mins later the same guy gets on stage again to let us know that brandon has been 'drinking some tea' and that they're going to come back and play 3 more songs. he says they REALLY REALLY want to finish the concert for us. yeah right. more like their management is worried about having to give people refunds if they stop now. we're told to be supportive and understanding (ROCK N ROLL!!).

so the killers grudgingly play 3 more uninspired numbers and then they fuck off. no one cheers. no one yells for an encore.

funny thing about this is: the whole time the singer was complaining about how shit his voice was, he sounded FINE. just like he does on the album, in fact.

just emailed my friend about what happened and she had this to say:

"I'm having a dejá vu right now. Exactly the same happened last time in Hamburg! The only difference was that he left stage after two songs. I can't believe it, you can't take this band for serious anymore!"

i wonder if i can get my money back...

¿SHOULD WE BAN LENA O?

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Hi I'z nu!!

Hi indie kids and arty wanks!!! I iz nu to dis forum please be kind wit me :P

David Bain

get your TV on kids
10.30 news is a must I guess.

Karam for top 20 living NZer's?
unlikely any Minister of Justice will nominate him.

show and tell

right. time to dig out all those cool songs / movies that you love, and others may not have heard of and have a little rant.

HELP HYSTERIA, AUCKLANDS ONLY EXCLUSIVE ROCK/PUNK/METAL BAR!!!

Please read, and sign petition to help save Hysteria!!!

14th of April 2007.

To all our customers,
I would firstly like to thank you for all your custom during the last two years. It is unfortunately with a sad heart I
have to inform you that Hysteria Rock and metal bar has been forced to close down by the Auckland City Council
for what we consider to be a totally unfair and an unjust decision.
1. On the 29th of March the directors of the company found out that the club had a continuing noise issue

Red Faced Purchase

I say, as one with an eye for a bargain I quite often extend my Family's purchasing power by attending the Auction's habitually in this fair Garden City of Christchurch.

Inappropriate Video Dressing

more embedded time Tech heads.

Tonight,Tonight,Tonight by Genesis.

matching trench coats with upturned collars.
Collins mullet is in direct proportion to his receding line.

guns n roses in auckland

they're coming to play vector arena end of june sometime. tickets go on sale monday (but no prices yet??).

i hate gnr, but i LOVE mr. finck so i am totally going! eeeee! pls someone come with me.

Red Hot Chili Peppers, whos going??

So whos going??
I'm going to the Saturday night gig! Fuck Slayer!! lol
If anyone wants to catch up or whatever, just give me a holla, will be up next thurday night, gone sunday morning

worst ideas/inventions ever

one of them would have to be the new(?) pedestrian crossings on symonds street. after you push the button to cross, you have to be standing on the yellow squares, else it turns itself off.

Rock legend?

I hope this doesn't come across as disrecpectful or anything, but is Max Merrit really a rock legend?
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/topic/story.cfm?c_id=264&objectid=10437173

First World Problems

Posted on orders from Oliver Brackenbury, who writes about First World Problems:

Enjoying the term, we made a list (sadly lost since then) of First World Problems and it was a good provider of perspective as well as komedy laffs. Two prize ones from my past experience include...

"Aw man, I'm so full. I'm not going to be able to get full value for my money at this buffet!".

Secret Shame

Everyone has an album or group who they love, but for some reason you seem to be the only person in the world who does.
So you have discovered over the years that to save yourself from being violently attacked, that it is best not mention said album/group in your favourite's list...
I have many, but mostly it's these guys

http://www.last.fm/music/ark ]

Alanis covers 'My Humps'

So Alanis Morissette has covered the Black Eyed Peas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

The video gave me a few laughs but the song is pretty damn annoying. In fact I was sorta horrified to find that I enjoyed the original more than I expected, just because in contrast to Alanis's effort it's so much more daft... musically it's basically Peaches (even down to the horrific innuendo, really) ... just with a different artist story / intentions... maybe?

Any aucklanders need a flatmate?

So it looks like I will be moving to Auckland shortly to start working as a graphic designer/sign writer again.

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