slazenger

kind of bored today, set up the Manawatu/Whanganui government in exile

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policy 1. Michael Laws go jump

policy 2. Moose IS funny word ...

policy 3. Replace Michael Laws with Rhesus Monkey / Rodeo Clown. Use immediate public approval to demand a lifetime supply of Tab...

policy 4. Knowing the only way Osama Bin Laden could win the War on Terror is take over Saudi Arabia, overthrow House of Saud with a piece of licorice and hold the world to ransom. Insist that temples and idols being built in your honor are built out Oprah Transcripts ...

policy 5. Time Travel is impossible. It's unit of science, a measurement, like miles, kilometres and kilograms. They only exist in purpose not practice and though we can purportedly slow it down till it appears to of stop, travelling at the speed light, it's only because travelling at speed of light would make us seem instantaneous in effect. I know this because an alien from plant family from outer space told me !!! He had no mouth but he told me !!! He has no mouth because they use similar process of photosynthesis to absorb food and water from there surrounding atmosphere like plant does on earth but yeah he told me man ! " Robbie Williams is Gay ! " You have to believe me ...

policy 6. For comfort and style why not take your family on test drive with brand new Mondeo from Ford ?!? Prices start $27,995 ono ...

policy 7. Move the Grand Canyon to Palmerston North . Simply dig a hole to the extact layout of the actual Grand Canyon, dig it and use the piles and piles of excess dirt to fill in said Grand Canyon back out in Wyoming USA. Solution ?!? Palmerston North has suckhole ...

policies 1-4 ratified, policy 5 going before select committee,, policy 6 thorwn out. nice work robsta. government in exile insources

ok, so number 7, we use the gorgeas a starting point? i'm not keen on giving away our dirt, especially to yanks. how about we just build an island off shore and build some kind of mini alcatraz for anyone who has been a contestant on dancing with the stars?

policy 7 overturn, new policy number 7. Build small island off shore, beat Dancing With The Stars Stars to death with there own shoes ...

policy 8 pancakes are tasty ...

policy 9 ban fairfax.

policy 10 burn fairfax.

policy 11 I have pickle up my butt ...

policy 12 export Robsta seasoned pickles


policy 12 grizzle a little, then lay down flat with cards face up on chest, more nukes, more nudes, labour and national compulsory jersey swap,, i know, it'll baffle the heck out of 78% percent of voters. polls reversed, introduce anti afterwork drinks pill legislation.